THAT'S WHY he is king of the savannah

NONE OF YOUR GUFF I directed psycho. b*tch

SATISFIED LION he has nailed all his hos, eaten all the zebras and p*ssed on everything else.

BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT

DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR now available for felines

HONEY IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK we're just friends

"DAD, CAN I..?" "no."