FOR HER PLEASURE
you don't have either of them
because if you don't offer her a drink, the fat guy pretending to be a chick might reject you.
WHEN USED CORRECTLY,
an ugly woman can be just as lethal as a big dog, two shotguns or a claw hammer
show us some respect.
can wait where rugby is concerned
all I ask is, please be careful with the forks
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