THERE

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THERE was no candy

AT A YOUNG AGE

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AT A YOUNG AGE we all knew you would turn out to be a f*cking idiot.

"DAD, CAN I..?"

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"DAD, CAN I..?" "no."

RESULT

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RESULT of eating beef jerky as a baby

THE ONLY USE

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THE ONLY USE that boy will ever find for a condom

READING

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READING The unintended consequences

OM NOM NOM

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OM NOM NOM