ONE DIED & ROSE 3 DAYS LATER. THE OTHER DIES 4 TIMES AND STILL LIVES TO THIS DAY. Who do you pray too?

JESUS RAPTOR he went extinct for our sins

THAT CRAZY JESUS always stealing my heroin

JESUS WALKING ON WATER clearly photoshopped.

JESUS DOG has arrived

ONCE I WAS AFRAID I was petrified

JESUS now has his drivers license.