JON he's a keeper

DANCING leads to premarital sex, drinking, smoking, and driving foreign cars. SIGN ME UP!

DAMN why are only the white parts in the middle. Why can't the black parts be in the middle too?

BEING A REBEL requirements: break-up with cheating bf, write a song about it, make millions (way to take down the system!)

WELL... that's the circle of life bro

BUGGER OFF, YOU JERK! this booze is mine!

NO ONE LIKES IT when you act like a dick