EXCEPT when it's a bowel movement

PREGNANCY HORMONES means she is always right, or else

EVEN SCARIER IS the lack of a dollar menu

SURVEY yes I am the woman of the house, and overall I'd have to say I am satisfied with my cable service.

IT'S SWEDISH and that's what you get for illegal downloading, you cheapskate!

LIKE A BOSS

FREEBIRD! he wants to hear it.