B*TCH PLEASE I'm the Lord of Time...in a Stetson. Stetsons are cool

AWKWARD BONERS

FREUD you may not agree with him, but just try and argue with that hat!

INNOVATION it's always the crazies who have the best ideas.

HAT HAIR and you thought yours looked stupid

FASHIONABLE HAT you're doing it wrong.

FACEHUGGER you're doing it wrong.