because there is no beer in this fridge
is not toothpaste
I'll have the pancakes.
apparently doesn't apply if daddy's hungry?
She just hacks her wrinkles off with a meat cleaver.
Of Anal Prolapse
FIRST CLASS MY ASS.
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