INCEST not as gross if it's twins

ALCOHOL just when you thought puking in your lap was the grossest thing that could happen in one night...

EATING YOUR PERIOD BLOOD considered more normal

BUKKAKE Unicorns love it

2 GIRLS, 1 CUP my corgis do something similar

BEST RESTAURANT DEAL um, no thanks...I think I'll pass today

ON ELECTION DAY remember that a vote for Harper is a vote for Nickleback

(Nickleback not even once)