BUGGER OFF, YOU JERK! this booze is mine!

SUNDAY MORNINGS AT GRANDMA'S usually smelled like liquor, strange men and shame.

PARTYING WITH GRANDMA Without this picture, nobody would believe you.

RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT Some 97 year old woman is really embarrassed

PUNCTUATION It saves lives

BECAUSE everyone knows what a high you get from all those laxatives and denture creams...