GIRLS CLEARLY DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE between a guy and a douchebag

BEST. BOOK. EVER.

2 GIRLS 1 CUP what has ben seen can't be unseen

AWW, WHY SO SAD? oh! Yeah, he creeps me out too.

SCENE GIRLS know nothing of their heritage

DRACULA VS. TWILIGHT they both break into the bedrooms of teenage girls

PROGRAMMED you have been