IT IS A KNOWN FACT
that girls and giant wieners go well together
IF ALL ELSE FAILS...
Break their necks.
Something special taught in schools.
THIS IS WHY
people hunt ducks shotguns
SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THE MEMO
Red: The Story of One Painter's Grief and Suffering
You Can't Celebrate Independence Without Shooting Hot Dogs ...
Should I Press the Button?
The Girl With the Fire/Flying Tattoo
"They Built This Country, Now They're Trying to Destroy It!"
That Quantum May Just Be Baja Blast
America Officially Challenges Japan to a Robot Duel
Ganondorf's Sword Taunt is Meaningless!
A Clever Knockoff of Similar to Resembling...
Okay, Can Somebody Tell the Green Screen Guy to Cover Up ...
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