THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

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THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
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THEY WILL NEVER KNOW who vandalized this sign

GARY BUSEY

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GARY BUSEY
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GARY BUSEY even celebrities have to go to the dentist

CARLOS ESTEVEZ

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But his constant use of Charlie Sheen transformed him. Transformed him into a warlock who shape-shifted into a...

CHARLIE

Being a magical unicorn that could carry a man and a half was great, and everything was just chugging along quite nicely.

CHARLIE SHEEN ON HIS CAREER...

But then other people started taking Charlie Sheen and couldn't handle it.

CHARLIE SHEEN

The Gods of Chaos became worried that Charlie Sheen would attempt to dethrone them.

NO CHARLIE! MEL GIBSON

And the battle for craziest bastard rages on...