THE BEST WAY of destroying an enemy is by making them your friend.

FRIENDS if you get too drunk to drive, they'll put you up for the night

THANKS FOR "FRIENDING" ME where do you live?

FRIENDS they are always there to submerge you underwater with their jowls

THIS WOMAN has always been a b*tch to ross

TRUE FRIENDS... surprise you on your birthday with a half-naked man hiding in the basement.

FRIENDS her's must be blind.