IGNORANCE = BLISS
get those filthy vegetables out of my fridge dear. They haven't invented cholesterol and hypertension yet and until they do salt, fat and sugar are the only thing allowed in there. Oh, and alcohol
did you notice that the refrigerator is now asking for money?
where everything wants to tentacle rape you
if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled
the amount of times your mom will tell you to "knock it off" before she snaps and puts your *ss on ice.
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