IF AT ANY POINT YOU SEE ME WEARING THIS--

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IF AT ANY POINT YOU SEE ME WEARING THIS-- consider yourselves "on your own."

I MUST GO,

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I MUST GO, my people need me

AND THIS

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AND THIS is how you defend yourself from flying dogs people

MUST GO

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MUST GO my people need me.

JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY

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JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY So advanced, they invented magic

CHECKED IT OUT

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CHECKED IT OUT still doesn't fly.

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