THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA
but that doesn't mean any of them want to be near you.
seize the carp
it doesn't hurt to turn the TV off once in a while.
YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT
fling G.B. Shaw's old wisdom around, be a language smart-ass, still manage to misspell "pronounced" twice.
FISHY SAW YOU FAPPING
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
doesn't meant you should.
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