PETER PAN Teaching kids that it is ok to do LSD and leave the house with strangers in tights since 1911.

FISTING The true way to say 'I love you'

ALRIGHT YOU PANSIES wheres the six headed, 18 foot zombie?

'SUIT UP' This does not qualify

ON SECOND THOUGHT... let's just get them out of the house

EGOTISM Make sure and involve your family

NOW THIS, IS AN AMMO BELT