WITH ALL THAT RESEARCH GOING ON someone's got to manage it

THE FAP PATROL they are looking for you

GRRAAH the sound you make when a beautiful redhead grabs your pipe and faps you one.

THIS IS HOW New Years resolutions usually end up...

PLEASE BE A WOMAN Or I'll have just fapped to a lamp.

FAP TURBO! enough said

BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN 2 This would break box office records