DOESN'T MATTER red will get laid tonight and regularly thereafter.

BATMANNING because owling and planking are so 3 weeks ago

SHAME this guy has none of it

Condolences They are in order

PLEADING GUILTY ON FACEBOOK the court like this

DON'T YOU KNOW she was dating Justin Beiber

DRINKING because planking, owling and other -ings will be old soon,