GLAMPIRE

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GLAMPIRE
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GLAMPIRE maybe he's born with it, maybe it's gaybeline

VLAD THE IMPALA

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VLAD THE IMPALA
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VLAD THE IMPALA still a better vampire than edward

AND LOOKS WAY BETTER

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AND LOOKS WAY BETTER
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AND LOOKS WAY BETTER than Robert Pattinson

VAMPIRES

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VAMPIRES
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VAMPIRES remember when they sucked blood and not d*ck

INADEQUACY

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INADEQUACY
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INADEQUACY when a puppet makes a better vampire than you could ever be.