no thanks, and I'm pretty sure that dude next to you has a boner.
SIT DOWN AND RELAX...
I'll have my no-no tube grill you a burger
have you SEEN the price of a smart car?
WHY IS HE WEARING A THONG?
I think it's looking at you
HEY!I CAN HEAR CARS COMING
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