It's Okay that's not a lightsaber

REGRET I gave up banging natalie portman for this?

DARTH VADER prays he won't alter it any further

CHOCOLATE now Darth Vader's favorite food

THE NEW FACEBOOK FEED vader does not approve

FELLOW IMPERIALS those were, indeed, the droids we were looking for

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT TO BE A STORMTROOPER?