THIS THING RIGHT HERE is why they tell you not to stick your hands in machinery.

YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND she was over last night. She was looking for you

EX-GIRLFRIEND when you break up, be nice about it.

THIS TOILET should be avoided at all costs

IT'S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD OUT THERE.

HORSEPLAY it's all fun and games until someone explodes.

THOSE DAMN KIDS I'll show them.