THE FORCE IS STRONG with this Juan

SOMETIMES it's not so bad being the damn captain

SOMETIMES it's not so bad being a nerd

THE MAN PAINTED HIMSELF GREEN you're expecting high level decisions making for why exactly?

HULK SIZED Q-TIP is now a toilet brush

COSPLAY he's doing it right.

UNIBROW no matter where you are or how pretty you are, it looks like Star Trek cosplay