IN RUSSIA, STRIPPERS... ummm, I've got nothing for this. But, I'll be thinking about it later.

ESCAPED OOMPA LOOMPAS run a way from candy making slavery and get mistaken for Snooki, poor guy

YOUR OPINION keep it to yourself

IRONY sometimes it's self explanatory

TO BE FAIR if he had bacon, that would be cannibalism

17 DOLLARS

I SEE THEM ROLLIN' I hatin