THE ONLY USE
that boy will ever find for a condom
are the only things we really own
wants a grandson real bad
I'd Rather use it than stare at it all night
SOME OF US
were wanted, not like you, I guess
never use your teeth to open a condom wrapper
THIS IS UNREALISTIC
no one would let a condom expire
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