THE FUTURE

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THE FUTURE it has a 3.5" disk drive, but no front usb ports or SD card slot

RIGHT!

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RIGHT! which one of you b*tches ate my donuts?

IT IS UNWISE

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IT IS UNWISE to upset those who serve what you wish to consume

CYANIDE

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CYANIDE completely tasteless in coffee

ALL I DID TODAY

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ALL I DID TODAY was convert one gallon of coffee into one gallon of p*ss