Not as intimidating when they're a size 8-10
A MODEST PROPOSAL
The smarter way to dine.
GO AHEAD, HAVE YOUR FUN
it's always the children who suffer
EATING GIFTED CHILDREN
raises your I.Q.
Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.
What a waste of money
Treat it like your penis.
Dont show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throat.
We Have No Idea Why We Have to Tell You This!
Damn It, Google!
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