A MODEST PROPOSAL The smarter way to dine.

GO AHEAD, HAVE YOUR FUN it's always the children who suffer

EATING GIFTED CHILDREN raises your I.Q.

PRIORITIES Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.

BESTIALITY your child is in to it.

LITE BEER What a waste of money

RELIGION Treat it like your penis. Dont show it off in public and don't shove it down your children's throat.