LOOK--IT'S A SIMPLE PLAN

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LOOK--IT'S A SIMPLE PLAN we draw straws, the winner changes uniforms with drunky pants here and gets to steal his identity, while we beam him down to the planet. Bingo-bango the monsters are happy and one of us has a 1-in-3 chance to never having to go on another away mission. Are you in?

LONG TIME BETWEEN SEX PARTNERS

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LONG TIME BETWEEN SEX PARTNERS Riker lived 80 years in Kirk's future

PRIVILEGES OF RANK

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PRIVILEGES OF RANK when things get serious kirk gets the dramatic facial lighting. Everyone else can suck it.

CAPTAIN KIRK

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CAPTAIN KIRK even he didn't get this lucky

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