LOOK--IT'S A SIMPLE PLAN

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LOOK--IT'S A SIMPLE PLAN we draw straws, the winner changes uniforms with drunky pants here and gets to steal his identity, while we beam him down to the planet. Bingo-bango the monsters are happy and one of us has a 1-in-3 chance to never having to go on another away mission. Are you in?

TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION

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TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION it would appear that the captain's molecules have been mixed with those of an electric shaver. Fascinating.