2100 CALORIES

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2100 CALORIES 250g fat, 4000mg sodium, take that, heart.

PIZZA AND COOKIES

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PIZZA AND COOKIES because americans simply aren't getting enough calories

DIET WATER

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DIET WATER because normal water is full of calories

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