I am a lesbian with scissors
NO, NOT YET!
This could be Snookie. Show her face first.
You are no match boyfriend.
THE BANE OF ALL MANKIND
"Let it be constructed of steel and claspeth in the front. Then shall man know his enemy and despair."
The book of Women 3:13
If this condition lasts more than 4 hours, call your Doctor.
WTF happened last night?
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