B00BIES gotta touch 'em all

KATY PERRY just got a new idea for a bra

FORGET BOYFRIENDS I am a lesbian with scissors

NO, NOT YET! This could be Snookie. Show her face first.

TRY IT You are no match boyfriend.

THE BANE OF ALL MANKIND "Let it be constructed of steel and claspeth in the front. Then shall man know his enemy and despair." The book of Women 3:13

WARNING: If this condition lasts more than 4 hours, call your Doctor.