it appears that things aren't going well in Santa's Workshop
I'M ALREADY USING TWILIGHT
as a plunger
just tell us where you hid the copy of "War and Peace" and this will be all over.
you're doing it right
SEE JANE SUCK
suck, jane, suck
the pocket book of boners or are you happy to see me?
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