LIKE A BOSS

CHICKEN the hard part is knowing when to flinch. the easy part is wetting your pants.

RIVERCEPTION it's a river going over a river

WHATEVER Floats your boat dude.

GILLIGAN Tells the professor to screw off, and comes up with his own solution

IN SOVIET RUSSIA Boat Ride You

TECHNOLOGY Sometimes I Think That if Aliens Visited us They Would Not Survive the Knowledge Exchange.