THE BED is too god damn small

BETWEEN THE SHEETS not really what I meant

OF COURSE there is not a monster under your bed. now go to sleep

SWEET DREAMS see you in the morning

WELL BILLY... welcome to your first night in a big boy's bed. you wer getting to old for toy story anyways, nighty night.

STOP IT NOW or you're both going to bed without supper

ALCOHOL BLACKOUTS you are going to need them after this night