THE RED SHIRT RULE it does not apply to captains

TURN UP THE PRESSURE it's still dirty.

A BATH WITHOUT WATER is actually less awkward than having a bath dressed, with a dog, a baby, and a pink rifle.

IT'S A JERSEY THING

PUT ME DOWN PEDO I don't want to be part of your stupid religion

PROBLEM SOLVED

PLEASE, for the love of god, DON'T!