it's an Asian thing
the things you learn on Facebook
It's a dirty job, but someone has got to do it
dad likes to fish, mom likes to eat the bait
WHAT DO THEY SAY
when they answer the phone.
YOU'RE STILL A RACIST?
*Editor's Note: Is she the racist?
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING
so I became Asian
Really freakin' disturbing