I SWEAR I'm going to murder you in your sleep

PUT ME DOWN PEDO I don't want to be part of your stupid religion

CHUCK WHO?

JOHN GOODMAN first i was on rosanne, then I was on rosanne some more, then rosanne got renewed for another season and I was all...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD that you literally beat the moister out of the air

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD SOMETHING SO AWFUL... that it made your butthole tingle

ANGRY BIRD is angry