SOMETIMES I don't know if I'm coming or going

HITCHHIKERS the next time you see the grim reaper, thumbing it by the side of the road, you might want to think twice about letting him ride shotgun

CONCEITED forcing your kid to wear your face on his shirt

PLANKING LEVEL: tiger

APES WITH GUNS never call them monkeys

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS E- oh crap, too late.

NO just no