DEATH it's a b*tch

DYING HAPPY uniquely Canadian

DEATH OF FAT KIDS now caused by TV

THEY FORGOT to connect marriage and death

SUDDENLY Maybe Toby shouldn't have sat up so fast

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE (spoiler alert) Faked his death to live his dream

CHANCES you're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket, than you are to actually win the lottery.