SORRY

YOU FORGOT NICKELBACK

"BACK BACON", EH it's from the back, regular bacon is the belly, ham is the thigh. Now you know

SORRY

ACTUALLY about 75% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US-Canadian border

CANADA it's easy to be well behaved when you're 35 million people spread across a gigantic land mass with enough natural resources to last 10,000 years

CHARLIE SHEEN now looking for a canadian pardon