AWKWARD MOMENT #49 you try to make your ex jealous by bringing your new girlfriend to the game, but she gets drunk, passes out, and pisses her pants in front of her instead.

QWOPPING

NOPE I'm not a serial killer, I promise.

PROSTATE EXAMS No one likes them

DARTH VADER His only childhood friends were a gameboy and a cup of ketchup.

YEARBOOK And you thought your highschool period was hard.