Awkward Kid Totally Looks Like H. P. Lovecraft
You're being compared to a writer, kid; awkward comes with the territory. Take it from an English major...
Old Yearbook Picture Totally Looks Like Shia LaBeouf
Lady From 1960 High School Yearbook Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio
Zooey Deschanel in High School Totally Looks Like Kat Dennings
At least, finally, Zooey totally looks like someone other than Katy Perry.