Gary Spivey, Medium Totally Looks Like Limecat, a Lolcat
In all your life, did you ever think that a cat with a lime on its head would look less weird than the thing you're comparing it to?
Blobfish Totally Looks Like Mr. Saturn
Awww, Blobfish got all dressed up for this Totally Looks Like opportunity! That's sweet, and only a little pathetic.