Awkward Kid Totally Looks Like H. P. Lovecraft
You're being compared to a writer, kid; awkward comes with the territory. Take it from an English major...
Stephen King Totally Looks Like "Turtle" (Dana Carvey)
To be perfectly honest, "The Master of Disguise" was more terrifying to me than any of the movies based on Stephen King novels. And when I say "terrifying," I mean "terrifyingly awful."