Awkward Kid Totally Looks Like H. P. Lovecraft
You're being compared to a writer, kid; awkward comes with the territory. Take it from an English major...
Paul Giamatti Totally Looks Like William Shakespeare
If you ever want to appear as though you have talent, simply take one part egg-shaped head, one part manly goatee, add a serious stare and VOILA! ACCLAIM!
Maya Angelou Totally Looks Like Roz from "Monsters, Inc."
The caged monster gripes with irksome persistence of paperwork unfinished blah blah blah POETRY & BIRDS
I was quite the hit with my poetry instructors, just FYI.