John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

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John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
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John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!

Moar Forever Alone Guy over here!

GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley

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GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley
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GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley

Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!